happy valentine
The Guardian Personals this Sunday:
Women
The ‘Attractive Black Woman’
The ‘Curly Haired Girl’
The ‘Japanese Female’
And the ‘Warm, Welsh Lady’
The ‘Vibrant Professional’ -
She’s ‘Fun, Feisty and in Her 40’s’
The ‘Classy Cosmopolitan’
And the ‘Petite Blonde’
And the ‘Slim, Tanned 44 Year Old’
The ‘Lady with the Lovely Smile’
There’s ‘Blonde from a Bottle but the Rest is Real’
And the ‘Cute Biker’
The ‘Foxy, Freckly Red Head with a Killer Smile’
The ‘Hen Looking for a Happy Peacock’
And finally ‘I Believe that I am Worth a Try!
Men
The ‘Liverpool Graduate’
‘Grumpy, Middle-Aged Old Git’
‘Drinker, Smoker and Gambler, No Wonder I’m Single!’
‘Old Cockerel Seeks Hen’
(I think I know one for him!)
Someone who asks ‘Does anyone still believe in Free Love?’
Well he obviously does
An ‘Unconventional Leo’ and a ‘Sexy Scorpio’
A ‘Passionate Sikh’ and ‘The Retro Kid’
And ‘Dylan Seeks Florence but Will Make Do with Ermintrude!’
And ‘Cyrano Seeks Roxanne’
And ‘Boring Civil Servant Seeks Help’
‘Scruffy Single Dad’ and a ‘Fun Trilingual’
And finally ‘’Departure Lounge of Love’.
Women
The ‘Attractive Black Woman’
The ‘Curly Haired Girl’
The ‘Japanese Female’
And the ‘Warm, Welsh Lady’
The ‘Vibrant Professional’ -
She’s ‘Fun, Feisty and in Her 40’s’
The ‘Classy Cosmopolitan’
And the ‘Petite Blonde’
And the ‘Slim, Tanned 44 Year Old’
The ‘Lady with the Lovely Smile’
There’s ‘Blonde from a Bottle but the Rest is Real’
And the ‘Cute Biker’
The ‘Foxy, Freckly Red Head with a Killer Smile’
The ‘Hen Looking for a Happy Peacock’
And finally ‘I Believe that I am Worth a Try!
Men
The ‘Liverpool Graduate’
‘Grumpy, Middle-Aged Old Git’
‘Drinker, Smoker and Gambler, No Wonder I’m Single!’
‘Old Cockerel Seeks Hen’
(I think I know one for him!)
Someone who asks ‘Does anyone still believe in Free Love?’
Well he obviously does
An ‘Unconventional Leo’ and a ‘Sexy Scorpio’
A ‘Passionate Sikh’ and ‘The Retro Kid’
And ‘Dylan Seeks Florence but Will Make Do with Ermintrude!’
And ‘Cyrano Seeks Roxanne’
And ‘Boring Civil Servant Seeks Help’
‘Scruffy Single Dad’ and a ‘Fun Trilingual’
And finally ‘’Departure Lounge of Love’.
posted by aurora alopex at 11:50 AM
1 Comments:
You’ve triggered a memory…
I once called someone advertising themselves as ‘the naked cleaner’, who cleaned naked only for women. I called on behalf of someone else of course. An appointment was made but the naked cleaner never arrived, which was somewhat of a disappointment as Chris had spent most of the evening perfecting the art of being a woman and the flat was a mess.
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